Here's a Deal for You!
We still have:
- 32 whole wheels of Piacere, and
- 48 whole wheels of Big Mama
that need to go to a good home this weekend!
Here is the deal: if you have any use for a wheel and want to pay what you can, no questions asked, and want us to reserve that wheel for you please send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, the market at which you will pick the wheel up and approximate time you will be there - then we will keep it for you.
The only condition is that you get enormous pleasure from the process.
But my favourite financial advisor customer would want you to know that the retail value of these cheeses, when perfect, is a little over $60 (so we hope you'd consider, perhaps half of that value, or honestly whatever you can).